Love Me Letter 10

Dear Mr. Crick Etin Thewall,

You are hereby evicted.

Your neighbors have complained on multiple occasions of the noise you make at night which disturbs the peace of our locale.

You have six hours to vacate the premises until we come at you with bug spray.

Get out.


Property Manager
AKA Mrs. Cann Otsleep

P.S. How do you deal with noisy bugs? Does it "bug" you? Or do you need noise to fall asleep anyway?

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